Man crushes police cars

This story made me giggle so much I had to double-check to make sure it wasn’t The Onion….

Orleans County sheriff’s deputies didn’t know what was happening in their parking lot until a neighbour called 911.

A man on a big farm tractor, angry about his recent arrest for resisting arrest and marijuana possession, was rolling across their vehicles — five marked cruisers, one unmarked car and a transport van.

By the time they ran outside, the tractor was down the driveway and out onto the road.

With their vehicles crushed, “We had nothing to pursue him with,” said Chief Deputy Philip Brooks.

…but this is what really made me laugh:

Vermont State Police said in a statement that Pion would face seven counts of felony unlawful mischief, one count of misdemeanour unlawful mischief, one count aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, one count of gross negligent operation, and one count of leaving the scene of an accident.

(emphasis mine)

Leaving the scene of an “accident”? Bullshit…dude did that on purpose!

 

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