I have a penguin and I’m not afraid to use it

An Arizona burglary suspect was caught flat-footed after she threatened a gas station attendant with a concealed bomb that turned out to be a toy penguin, cops said

The young woman claimed she had a bomb, demanded cash and threatened to blow the joint to smithereens when the clerk informed her the store was closing and the register was empty, cops said.

The attendant refused to cooperate and was quick-witted enough to take down Jeffers’ license plate number when she fled the scene in her Chrysler Pacifica.

An hour later, deputies nabbed Jeffers at her nearby home and obtained a confession, cops said.

Jeffers said the item she held under her shirt was a toy penguin.

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heh

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